- Julián Martínez: [after hearing a Nazi speaking Spanish] What a detail! We need no subtitles for this one.
- [Ernesto is posing as a translator for Franco as Hitler, furious over Himmler telling him that the time door he had found earlier wasn't real, rescinds all the agreements he and Franco had signed]
- Adolf Hitler: [in German] I'd rather cut off my penis than meet this guy again!
- Franco: [to Ernesto] What did he say?
- Ernesto Jiménez: I better not translate it.