The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)
Day One of Twenty-Two Thousand, Give or Take (2015)
Teressa Liane: Mary Louise
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Quotes
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Lily Salvatore : Valerie, you're a mess. What happened?
Valerie Tulle : Some awful teenagers plowed me down in their automobile.
Nora Hildegard : [sarcastically] Oh, dear. Is their automobile okay?
[Mary Louise chuckles]
Valerie Tulle : The little monsters left me for dead. No apology. No call for help. I was roadkill. And what did I do? I acted like roadkill.
[to Lily's dismay:]
Valerie Tulle : Because we're governed by a pacifist who'd rather see her children hurt than to stand up for themselves.
[turns to leave in disgust]
Nora Hildegard : Valerie... don't cry. Okay, you're home now. You're with us.
Mary Louise : Yeah. Who needs the rest of the world, right?
[Lily is pleased to hear this]
Mary Louise : We have each other.
Lily Salvatore : [to Valerie] You resisted your urge to fight back. Means you're learning.
[strokes Valerie's hair, shakes her head]
Lily Salvatore : I'm proud of you, Valerie.
[but Valerie only has a look of utter contempt]
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Valerie Tulle : [to the hit-and-run boy cleaning windshield] Missed a spot.
[smashes his face against the glass, blood splatters]
Teen Girl : Who are you?
Mary Louise : Remember that large squirrel you ran over this morning? Turns out that was actually our friend, Valerie.
Teen Girl : [to Valerie, who waves coldly at her] But you looked dead.
[shakes her head]
Valerie Tulle : [mouth grim] I get that a lot.
Mary Louise : [errant girl tries to run away, but is knocked down by spell chanted by Nora, she is bleeding after running into car door] You're worse than your friend. You thought about doing the right thing, and then you just left her there.
Valerie Tulle : [licks blood of the teen from her fingers, is ecstatic] And yet, you're the first thing in this town that I don't entirely hate.
[sinks her fangs into the hapless girl's neck, then realizes:]
Valerie Tulle : Lily will be furious!
Nora Hildegard : Lily needs to learn that Heretics aren't designed to coexist.
[hoists up the lifeless girl's body and poses for selfie with that dead face]
Valerie Tulle : Really? Be more vain.
Nora Hildegard : Well, if you were pretty, you'd be, too.
[drops the corpse, checks the picture on her cellphone]
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Nora Hildegard : What a happy little town. I'll bet they have the most darling funerals.
Mary Louise : [chuckles] Nora, I swear, your heart must be made of pure arsenic.
Nora Hildegard : Admit it, you love me more for it.
Mary Louise : You know I do.
[they hold hands]
Nora Hildegard : [self-conscious Mary Louise breaks free] Mare! It's the 21st century. We can hold hands now.
Valerie Tulle : [voice dripping with sarcasm] Oh, my God. Is this your first date in public? That's adorable.
Mary Louise : We should double sometimes. There's bound to be a man out there desperate enough to buy you dinner.
Valerie Tulle : Can we focus on revenge, please?
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Mary Louise : [deleted scene]
[as Damon enters what used to belong to the Salvatore brothers, Mary Louise and Nora are playing cards]
Mary Louise : You can't just waltz in here.
Damon Salvatore : You may have burrowed in like a bunch of mangy ground squirrels. But this house belongs to me.
[takes bottle]
Damon Salvatore : Same goes for my bourbon.
Lily Salvatore : I see you've met the girls. Nora and Mary Louise, this is Damon.
Damon Salvatore : [grunts] Huh.
Lily Salvatore : Why don't you two finish settling in?
[the two of them walk off sullenly]
Damon Salvatore : [to Lily, in effeminate way] Go on. Pat yourself on the head for raising Stefan to be such a mama's boy.
[normal voice:]
Damon Salvatore : For the record, I'm not okay with your demented Brady Bunch squatting in my house.
Lily Salvatore : I gave you ample opportunity to help us along the way, but... you responded with... apathy, deceit and hatred.
Damon Salvatore : [grunts] Oh.