- Max Carnegie: Book club? Someone call the nerd police
- Laura Diamond: It's wasn't really a book club. It's more like a "let's get wasted"- club. We just called book club so the other cadets wouldn't wanna come
- Max Carnegie: Uhm, someone call the awesome police!
- Laura Diamond: Oh God, what's that smell? Sure as hell it isn't pizza!
- Meredith Bose: Clams, New Haven style pizza. I had it when I was at Yale
- Laura Diamond: You went to Yale?
- Meredith Bose: Visiting my cousin Raha once, during spring break
- Laura Diamond: Oh, that must have been wild. Don't name-drop a school you visited once!
- Meredith Bose: [undercover with Billy] Baby, I cannot believe you bought me this ring! How many carats is this?
- Billy Soto: I don't know! About 50
- Meredith Bose: [whispering] Dude, the Hope diamond is only 45!
- Billy Soto: I don't know all that stuff. Anyway, don't ask guys girl questions!