- Damon Salvatore: You're not free tonight, are you? Because I know a little Italian joint that has eggplant so good, you can actually think you are eating people.
- Elena Gilbert: [chuckles] And I have this weird eggplant obsession.
- Damon Salvatore: Perfect!
- Elena Gilbert: Great.
- [smiles]
- Damon Salvatore: And I'm thinking, maybe after that, go to the arthouse theater where they're playing some pretentious French flick.
- Elena Gilbert: [chuckles] I don't speak French, Damon.
- Damon Salvatore: Not to see the movie, silly. To hide in the back... and throw popcorn at hipsters.
- Elena Gilbert: [chuckles, then realizes:] Oh, wait, we have gone on this date already, haven't we?
- Damon Salvatore: [caught out] Ugh.
- Elena Gilbert: Damon, that's cheating. I mean, you already know everything about me.
- Damon Salvatore: Cheating? Cheating is erasing all our epic memories. That's cheating.
- Elena Gilbert: I'm serious. Look, if we're gonna do this, then we can't just pick up where we left off. Because I don't remember where that is.
- Damon Salvatore: I understand. Where would you like to start?
- Elena Gilbert: At the beginning. I'm out at six, you can pick me up then.
- Damon Salvatore: Fine.
- Elena Gilbert: Fine.
- Damon Salvatore: Great.
- Elena Gilbert: Great.
- Damon Salvatore: Good.
- Elena Gilbert: Bye.
- [out the door]
- Damon Salvatore: Bye.
- [door closes]
- Damon Salvatore: I thought you wanted to start over. Because FYI, this is exactly where we left off.
- Elena Gilbert: I don't care. Life's too short, immortal or not. I don't wanna waste another minute.