- Laura Hollis: Sooo... you can't remember what kids did back for kicks in 1698?
- Carmilla Karnstein: Ah, it wasn't much different. We drank a lot and danced like fools. Waltzing was fun. It had a... resound scandal back then.
- Laura Hollis: [Incredulously] How is *waltzing* scandalous?
- Carmilla Karnstein: Well...
- [holds out hand as an invitation for her and Laura to waltz]
- Carmilla Karnstein: Partners were face to face.
- [Pulls Laura closer to her]
- Carmilla Karnstein: Chest to chest. All of that uhm...
- [twirls Laura]
- Carmilla Karnstein: whirling.
- [They finish waltzing and intertwine their fingers]
- Carmilla Karnstein: Back in 1698 it may as well have been sex.
- Laura Hollis: [Laura yawns indicating that she is tired]
- Carmilla Karnstein: Why don't you just take mine. I'll crawl up on the floor.
- Laura Hollis: No! I couldn't make you...
- Carmilla Karnstein: [Shrugging] Vampiric constitution trumps lower back pain.
- [Leaves room to enter bathroom to shower]
- Laura Hollis: Thanks.
- [Sits on bed]
- Laura Hollis: *Worst crush ever!*
- [flops down on bed in mock exhaustion]