- Mitchell Pritchett: Coming up with a lie like that in the moment... that girl is no clown. She's gonna be a lawyer.
- Phil Dunphy: The last thing we need is some huge feud with our crazy neighbors. Movie idea.
- Luke Dunphy: I'll put on the list. Comedy or drama?
- Phil Dunphy: Depends on casting.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: I don't want to rush him. Too much pressure and he will get traumatized.
- Jay Pritchett: He's grown up drinking from a breast bigger than his head. I don't think he scares easy.