Free Therapy and a Dead Lady's Yard Sale
- Episode aired Dec 18, 2014
- TV-14
- 18m
Family secrets are revealed when Christy and Bonnie are asked to join Violet's therapy session.Family secrets are revealed when Christy and Bonnie are asked to join Violet's therapy session.Family secrets are revealed when Christy and Bonnie are asked to join Violet's therapy session.
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Violet: [to her father's tombstone] Why couldn't you be a cool guy?
Christy: He was cool, Violet. He was so cool, I couldn't believe he wanted to date me.
Violet: So what happened?
Christy: One night we're at a bar doing tequila shots and he comes up and says 'Kirk Cobain just died'. And I said 'No, Butch, it's Kurt, with a T', and everybody started laughing, no big deal, then they started crying because Kurt Cobain died. And he was so mad, when we got in the car he yelled at me for embarrassing him. And his reaction was so crazy that I thought he was kidding, so I laughed... then he slapped me so hard I could hear my ears ringing. I packed my bags so many times, but he always said he loved me and that it would never happen again... until it did, and after a while, I just started to think that I deserved it.
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Random Advice to Young Comedy Writers
Don't eat a heavy lunch. It's bad luck to sit in a director's chair with your name on it. Good ideas feel good. They're almost gentle. Be suspicious of ideas you're really, really, really excited about - it might be a bipolar thing. Never stand up when pitching an idea, you're probably excited. There's no getting around it, some pants are luckier than others. Comedy written at three AM isn't as funny as you think it is. Comedy written at three PM when you're drunk isn't as funny as you think it is. Comedy written at three PM, stone cold sober, rested and well-fed might be funny. Might not. You want certainty in your profession, try accounting. If a show fails it doesn't mean you're a bad person. It just feels that way. Sleep with a retainer in your mouth to avoid grinding your teeth to dust. When the audience doesn't laugh, your soul is not being dragged out your ass. It just feels that way. With that in mind, don't be fooled by laughter that is simply an act of mercy. Mom may love you, but she is not a good barometer of your talent. With that in mind, if your mother truly loves you, you're probably not a comedy writer. Never watch someone read your script. Use this time to go to the bathroom and pass blood. Try and put the funny word at the end of the sentence. But sometimes don't. Again, Uncertainty is thy God. People who write poisonous things about your work are using up precious moments of their life dwelling on yours. These are moments they will never get back. Let that be a comfort to you. And finally, every time, without fail, your anger is really just your fear in disguise. The only reason you get angry is because you cannot tolerate fear. It's also why you have unlucky chairs and lucky pants.
After Christie shares about Violet's father, Violet becames obsessed with meeting the man who used to beat up her Mom, and enraged when Christie tell her that she does not want Violet to find him. This is the pace of Violet. Whining, accusing, angry, vindictive, and then if she gets what she wants, pacified. Never happy or loving to her mother. The rest of the story takes a turn. Thanks to Violet, Christie comes across as an outstanding person whenever Violet is featured in an episode.