- Michael Jordan: [to a passenger on plane] Does your underwear have tags?
- Passenger: What?
- Flight Attendent: [to Michael Jordan] Mr. Jordan your going to have to take your seat and stop asking people about their underwear.
- Brian Griffin: This is the worst day of my life!
- [pause]
- Brian Griffin: Empirically.
- Stewie Griffin: Ahhh, Careful.
- Ruth: Your mom is so fucking hot!
- Stewie Griffin: Face it Brian, this proves that you're stupid. Proves it Empirically. That means it's verified.
- Brian Griffin: I know!
- Stewie Griffin: No Brian, this is called Yoga, a lot of smart people do this instead of going to church.
- Stewie Griffin: Brian, you're not thinking clearly, alright? You've got to agree to this surgery! Because right now, you're as useless as Black Widow is to the Avengers.
- [cutaway: Black Widow is being interviewed by the Avengers, consisting of Thor, Captain America, Iron Man, Hawkeye and the Hulk]
- Thor: So, what's your superpower?
- Black Widow: Kicking.
- Thor: [sarcastic] Oh, right, 'cause none of us can kick. Hey, which one of you guys can kick?
- [all except Hulk raise their hands]
- Thor: Hulk, stop being nice.
- Hulk: [apologetically to Black Widow as he raises his hand] Sorry.
- Laika: Joke on them! I find Happy Dog Planet! In 50 years we go back and bite everyone, but now we DANCE!
- Chris Griffin: In fact so smart can I ask me to do me favor.
- Chris Griffin: Thank you Brian for making me look dumb.
- Brian Griffin: I guess I'm not.
- Stewie Griffin: Brian Stupid!
- Meg Griffin: You are so stupid thank you taking seat for Chris.
- Brian Griffin: I was havin' fun, makin' new friends, gettin' laid all the time, sleepin' like a rock, but you made the call. You unilaterally decided I was better off a bitter alcoholic failure who can only hang out with a baby.