Doctor Who (TV Series)

The Magician's Apprentice (2015)

Jenna Coleman: Clara

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Quotes 

• Missy : I'm his friend. You're just...

  Clara : I'm just what?

  Missy : See that couple over there? You're the puppy.

• Clara : Where do we find him? How do we know what we're looking for?

  Missy : Anachronisms. The slight, tiniest...

  [the Doctor rides into a medieval arena riding a tank and playing an electric guitar] 

  Missy : ... anachronisms.

• Clara : Kate, we can't just phone the Doctor and bleat. He'll go Scottish.

• Clara : Nothing can enter the TARDIS.

  Dalek : The TARDIS will not be entered. The TARDIS will be destroyed.

  Clara : Yeah, well, good luck because she's indestructible.

  Missy : Did the Doctor tell you that? Because you should never believe a man about a vehicle.

• Clara : Jane Austen. Amazing writer, brilliant comic observer, and strictly amongst ourselves, a phenomenal kisser.

• Clara : [on her mobile]  No, don't send a helicopter, think it through!

• Missy : We're on a planet, and that is not a space station. That is a building, and the rest of the planet, the whole thing, is invisible.

  Clara : That's ridiculous.

  Missy : Well, yes, of course it is. I mean how would you ever find your glasses or the little girls' room, and what if you kissed an ugly?

• Clara : Why would anybody hide a whole planet?

  Missy : That would rather depend on the planet, dear.

• Clara : Since when do you care about the Doctor?

  Missy : Since always. Since the Cloister Wars, since the night he stole the moon and the president's wife, since he was a little girl. One of those was a lie, can you guess which one?

• Missy : It's a confession dial.

  Clara : A what?

  Missy : In your terms, a will. The last will and testament of the Time Lord known as the Doctor, to be delivered according to ancient tradition to his closest friend on the eve of his final day.

• Clara : How did you know I was here? Did you see me?

  The Doctor : When do I *not* see you?

  Clara : Oh, one face in all of that crowd?

  The Doctor : There was a crowd, too?

  Clara : Wow! We're doing charm as well now, are we?

  [laughs] 

  Clara : Which one of us is dying?

  [the Doctor gives her a long embrace] 

  Clara : Okay, and we're doing hugging now, too. I can't keep up.

  The Doctor : You know what they say, hugging is a great way to hide your face.