- Liv Moore: Careful! Don't open yourself up to the classic reverse Sicilian gambit. That's a chess thing, right ?
- Major Lilywhite: Sounds more like something a call girl would make you pay extra for.
- [last lines]
- Major Lilywhite: These coolers are full of brains. Now, it's a lot to absorb, I know, but I will explain everything. And don't worry, 'cause I'm gonna kill them. I'm gonna kill them all.
- [first lines]
- Jeff: [entering] Yo, numbnuts! What is your malfunction, Major?
- Major Lilywhite: Good one. Just waiting for Scott E.
- Jeff: Maybe he's tired of kicking your ass.