- Doctor: Straight your head for me, would you...
- Spencer Strasmore: Ah... You can't get lost in my eyes now.
- Doctor: Any Headaches?
- Spencer Strasmore: Finance related
- Doctor: Impaired vision?
- Spencer Strasmore: Ah... Depends on what brand of Taquilla I drink
- Doctor: Not trouble sleeping?
- Spencer Strasmore: Ah... That all depends on who I am with Doc. You know the Life
- Charles Greane: Some little hottie from the boat is sending me bikini pics.
- Ricky Jerret: That don't sound like trouble to me.
- Charles Greane: Yeah, well, you ain't married to a ninja.
- Ricky Jerret: You need to get a bat phone.