- Louis Huang: Alright, boys. I got a surprise for you; New Uniforms.
- [shows a pair of shorts from the box]
- Eddie Huang: Where's the *rest* of the shorts?
- Louis Huang: We don't need all the extra fabric getting in the way of our footwork. Come on out, Dave
- [Dave akwardly shuffles in]
- Louis Huang: Look how free his thighs are!
- [grimaces for a second]
- Louis Huang: And *white*; Looks like someone bleached a ghost!