- Annie Edison: Guys, do you feel like Elroy doesn't like us as much as we like him and each other?
- Ben Chang: He probably doesn't know his role yet. I mean, is he Black Pierce, Old Troy, or Shirley Without a Giant Purse?
- Frankie Dart: Chang, how's it going with the PowerPoint for the city council meeting?
- Ben Chang: Good question.
- [Gets up from his chair, puts on his reading glasses, dims the lights and begins a PowerPoint presentation entitled "Chang and PowerPoint A Journey to Disappointment]
- Ben Chang: When you asked if I knew PowerPoint, I said...
- [Presents a new slide]
- Ben Chang: "Yes." But what did I really mean?
- [Presents a new slide]
- Ben Chang: These are yeses and noes in a chart. They appear to be the same. However...
- [Presents a new slide, with a rooster crowing and laying an egg]
- Ben Chang: I think you'll find...
- [Reaches behind the projector screen]
- Ben Chang: that within some eggs...
- [Produces an egg from behind the projector]
- Ben Chang: is the truth.
- [He smashes the egg on a laptop]
- Ben Chang: That should have been a dollar bill. But I'm no magician.
- [He reopens the lights and takes off his glasses, as he sits on his chair again]
- Ben Chang: I'm just a guy that knows PowerPoint
- Frankie Dart: Next item is Friday's alumni dance. How's that progressing?
- Annie Edison: I've emailed ever former student who's not in prison... or jail. Everyone, remember, there's a difference. Our alumni are touchy about that.
- Elroy Patashnik: What's the difference?
- Britta Perry: You go to jail if a cop doesn't like you. They can't send you to prison without knowing you're poor.
- Jeff Winger: If you want someone to like you, you don't get to know them. You sit back and wait for them to notice you're cool.
- Elroy Patashnik: [Playing a game of The Ears Have It] Am I found in Africa?
- Abed Nadir: Yes, and San Diego and the Bronx.
- Ben Chang: A woman?