- Marilyn Monroe: [to Joe DiMaggio] I hope you'll forgive me, but... well, I don't know a thing about football.
- Alan DeShields: [after Marilyn told him about meeting Joe DiMaggio] You really thought he played *foot*ball?
- Marilyn Monroe: This is Joe DiMaggio. My Yankee Clipper. The greatest baseball player.
- Gladys Mortenson: Babe Ruth was the greatest.
- Marilyn Monroe: Mother!
- Joe DiMaggio: She's right.