Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)
Kimmy Has a Birthday! (2015)
Carol Kane: Lillian Kaushtupper
Quotes
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Kimmy Schmidt : Stupid birthday. Stupid Kymmi. Ugh! And why do these heels keep poking through the floor?
Lillian Kaushtupper : Not because the floors are just painted dirt. This is a real apartment.
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[Dong has torn a massive hole in a wall of Kimmy's apartment while fighting Logan]
Lillian Kaushtupper : I don't know how that happened with the wall. It's definitely not just old Valpaks covered in cake icing.
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Kimmy Schmidt : [picking up a high heel] Ugh, how do you even walk in these things?
Lillian Kaushtupper : Oh, well, you know high heels were invented by a man, Kimmy. 'Cause no woman ever invented anything.
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[Dressed nicely and toting a bicycle, Dong arrives at the stoop for Kimmy's birthday party]
Lillian Kaushtupper : Well, well, well! Tonight VC stands for "Very Chic."
Dong Nguyen : Thank you, Mrs. Kimmy's Friend. Do you think you could help me? I need to sneak this bicycle inside.
Lillian Kaushtupper : Oh, well, don't worry - nobody's gonna wanna steal that hunk of...
Dong Nguyen : No, it's Kimmy's birthday present. I made it myself.
Lillian Kaushtupper : Oh, you didn't let me finish. "Hunk of crap." It's rude to interrupt your elders.