Porn Stars Explain Net Neutrality (Video 2014) Poster

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I wonder how many really cared about the subject at hand Warning: Spoilers
"Porn Stars Explain Net Neutrality" is a fairly long title for this relatively short film. It is a funnyordie production from 2014, so it has its 5th anniversary this year and the ones in charge were director Richanbach and writers Helwig and Miller. Well, even if all three of them are fairly prolific in (short) film making, the stars if you want to call them that are the ladies in front of the camera, a trio of adult film actresses, and they elaborate a bit on why net neutrality is an importantg subject. With people talking a lot about it recently with a new law coming into existence not too long ago, I am a bit surprised that this was already a fairly big issue in 2014 already or FoD for once was ahead of its time. But sadly beyond the general idea, there is not much quality here. There's a reason these girls are "only" adult film actresses. One of them giving an Obama impersonation was especially cringeworthy. Other than that, they are just reciting phrases written for them and some audience members may actually look at their mouths with their private parts blurred out or covered by hands. You know where to find the uncensored version of the girls featured in here. Also with the Obama (firm, really?) and Ted Cruz (does not want you to see me naked, or something like that) references, once more it becomes obvious how liberal Funnyordie is. And sadly, they also barely contribute anything to the subject. How many people do you think actually decided to do something for net neutrality (despite the faulty ways in which it (or rather the opposite) is presented here). I think it's probably single-digit figures. So yeah, topic missed really because no net neutrality does not mean no porn. Lies mostly and fake news, actually! The ending with the losding icon when the action starts was kinda fun though, but the final coment from one of the darker girls destroyed this one good and funny moment too. I am not a big fan of Funnyordie. They have some good stuff, but compared to the thosands of films they released until now, it is just a way too small percentage. This one gets a thumbs-down. Not recommended, unless you really adore one of the chicks in here in other "projects". I must say I had no clue who they were. Maybe for the better. This would be a "Die". Watch something else instead.
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Porn isn't real
hillangela-5978614 September 2019
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The porn industry wants you to believe it's real but it's not the actor the actress and the camera man want you to believe it but it's not it's all a lie the actor and actress are getting paid to have sex
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