Vince McMahon: Mr. McMahon

Quotes 

• The Rock : Finally, the Rock has come back to Worcester!

  [the crowd cheers] 

  The Rock : And finally, all the games are over, because once again, finally, the Rock is the WWF champion. Vince McMahon, you still have a lot to be thankful for. You're still the owner of this multi-million dollar company. You are still the owner of a beautiful house. You're still the owner of luxurious cars. And you're still the owner of the best penis implant money can buy!

  [the crowd cheers] 

  The Rock : And even last night, Vince, as we stood in the middle of the ring and the Rock put his foot on your chest, it became crystal clear that the Rock owns the WWF title, and the Rock also owns your candy ass! The Rock realizes, Vince, you're not gonna take this lying down. 'Cause it wouldn't be a Monday Night Raw if you didn't come out here and run your mouth at the Rock. So, the Rock says this, just bring it, because the McMahon-Helmsley Faction is over, and the Rock's era has just begun!

  [the crowd cheers, then Vince's music hits and he comes down to the ring] 

  Mr. McMahon : First of all, allow me to congratulate you on once again becoming World Wrestling Federation Champion. Furthermore, allow me to wish you good luck in the new Rock era. Why would a man like me say something like that? I'll tell you.

  [the crowd begins an "asshole" chant] 

  Mr. McMahon : That's not the reason. That's not the reason at all. Because last night at the King of the Ring, as I lay on my back in the middle of the ring, looking up at the lights in the FleetCenter, the pain and discomfort of the Rock Bottom finally relinquishing its grip on me, it was there last night that I had an epiphany. It was there last night and that flash of clarity, I knew then, I knew all about the questions, questions about my wife Linda. Why, in that... in that one moment, why would my wife... why would my wife have been so kind to so many of my adversaries? Why would my wife make business decisions that she knew I wouldn't like? Why would my wife have the temerity to stand up face-to-face to me, risking the wrath of my retribution? Why? Why, Linda? Why? And then, it dawned on me in that moment, there could only be one reason why she would do all those things and say all those things. And it's simply because she loves me. There can be no other reason. And, Linda, I love you, too. I'm about to tell you just how much I love you. You see, because, Linda, I know that you've been clamoring, almost figuratively begging for my attention, my adoration. And, Linda, upon reflection, I'm gonna give you exactly what you want, because from this moment on, Linda, your life is gonna change for the better, and so is mine. Because from now on, no matter how much attention you want, you're gonna get it from me. No matter how much love, no matter what kind of love, whether or not it's tenderly touching, whether it's rough-or-ready, it doesn't matter to me, Linda. No, you're gonna get all the love you can handle and then some. Because, Linda, something else has dawned on me, and that is I have a hunch that not only do you want the adoration, not only do you want my love and affection, but you want the fruits of my love and affection. I have a hunch, Linda, that what you want is another baby. And, Linda, if you want another baby, I'm your genetic jackhammer! Linda, Daddy's coming home! And, Rock, just to show you I meant every word I said...

  [offering a handshake] 

  Mr. McMahon : ...I'd like to let bygones be bygones. If you're the man I think you are, you'll shake my hand.

  [Rock shakes his hand] 

  Mr. McMahon : You're a hell of a guy.

  [stopping him from leaving, Rock gestures to have the microphone] 

  The Rock : Now, before you go home and make babies with Linda, the Rock just has a couple of things to say. You are still Vince McMahon, the owner of this multi-million dollar company. And you may be a... stud in bed. But the Rock just wants you to know one thing. As far as the Rock is concerned, you are now, and will forever be, an asshole.

  [grabbing Vince, he delivers the Rock Bottom]