- Vanessa: [singing] What does your heart tell you?
- Felix O'neil: [singing] That you're a traitorous butt-munch!
- Principal Truman: Two suspensions. The first was in September, for rewiring the cheerleaders fund-raiser money to a koala bear sanctuary.
- Felix O'neil: Noble cause, don't you think?
- Principal Truman: I think you owe an apology to a dozen cheerleaders
- Felix O'neil: I think that there are two dozen koalas that would disagree with that, Gary,
- Felix O'neil: Most parents would disown you if you have an F on your report card. But seven F's? That's a death sentence