Mick Foley: Mankind

Quotes 

• Mankind : You see, Triple H, I stood back there, I watched you pick on Mae Young, I watched you pick on the Fabulous Moolah, I saw you try to bully around J.R. So I'm asking you, Triple H, why don't you pick on somebody your own size? You see, I've stood silent, I watched this piece of crap you call the McMahon-Helmsley Era, and until now I've stayed silent. Sure, I've wrapped a trash can around your buddies' heads, but I've kept my mouth shut. So I'm here tonight, in Houston, Texas...

  [cheers from the audience] 

  Mankind : ...to tell you flat-out that I think the McMahon-Helmsley Era kinda sucks.

  [more cheers] 

  Mankind : And as far as you, Stephanie, the gall you have to defame the good name of Santa Claus with a hat like that, well, I know Santa walks around saying "Ho, ho, ho"...

  [cheers again] 

  Mankind : But I'm not exactly sure you're the type of ho he had in mind.

  [reacting in anger, Triple H takes off his leather jacket, ready for a fight] 

  Mankind : Take it off! Come on, Hunter! Take it off! I'm begging you! Come on! Come on!

  [restraining him, Stephanie whispers in HHH's ear] 

  Mankind : Is she really holding you back? Is she holding you back?

  Triple H : No, she's not holding me back. She's giving me an idea. You want me to pick on somebody my own size?

  [giving him a once-over] 

  Triple H : You really seem to be a lot bigger in some areas than I am. So I tell you what I'm gonna do. Since you seem to be... itching so bad for a fight, I mean, after Thursday, sticking your nose in business it doesn't belong in...

  [the audience begins an "asshole" chant, and he points at J.R. at the announcer's table] 

  Triple H : ...and tonight, defending that piece of trash, you want to interfere? You want a fight? Well, I'll tell you what. Tonight, right here, you're gonna get a fight. You are gonna be in a boiler room match tonight.

  Mankind : Triple H, please, please, I've been a good boy all year. Please tell me it's with you.

  Triple H : I'll tell you what. I'm not gonna tell you who it's gonna be with. It might be with me, it might not be with me. But one way or the other, you, my friend, are gonna walk into a boiler room tonight and you are gonna get your ass kicked.