Captain Marvel (2019)

Richard Zeringue: Tom the Neighbor

Quotes 

• Tom the Neighbor : Hi there.

  Carol Danvers : What do you want?

  Tom the Neighbor : Ummm...

  Maria Rambeau : Hey Tom. This is my friend, Carol.

  Tom the Neighbor : Pleased to meet you. Yow! Static electricity out here's no joke. I noted that peculiar bird you got parked by the road, and I was just wondering if you'd mind if I bring the boys over to get a closer looksie?

  Carol Danvers : A closer looksie?

  Tom the Neighbor : Yeah.

  Carol Danvers : To see the bird parked out by the road. You're really working overtime to sell this one, aren't you Talos?

  Maria Rambeau : I'm sorry. Tom, this isn't really a good time. I'll come by tomorrow? Okay?

  Tom the Neighbor : Uhh...

  Maria Rambeau : Okay.

  Talos : You know, you really should be kinder to your neighbors. You never know when you're gonna need to borrow some sugar.

  Talos : Hang on a second, before you go swinging those jazz hands around, making a mess in your friend's house - and... it's a lovely home.

  Maria Rambeau : Oh my God. What the hell?