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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)
Kimmy's in a Love Triangle! (2015)
Tituss Burgess: Titus Andromedon
Quotes
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Titus Andromedon : How's your little love triangle going?
Kimmy Schmidt : Nope. Next topic.
Titus Andromedon : How dare you? For the last three months it's been "What's the Internet? Who's that guy? What's Tilda Swinton?" And I have told you: "Tubes, the president, and no one knows." And now you have something juicy happening...
Kimmy Schmidt : Look, this is not fun for me. I mean, Logan got into a *fight* with Dong - because Dong likes me?
Titus Andromedon : Enjoy the attention, woman. The last time I had two men fighting over me, I was a table at a Fire Island arm wrestling match.
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Titus Andromedon : [trying to pass for straight] Terry, I'll have a beer drink.
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Muscular Man : You have no potential. Get out.
[He brushes Titus off and turns and moves to sit in an over-stuffed chair]
Titus Andromedon : [Aghast] But I rode a bus to get here!
[pauses]
Titus Andromedon : A bus that went over a drawbridge!
[pauses again]
Titus Andromedon : [Titus advances on the man] Fine, I don't need you!
[pauses and stares angrily at the man and then turns abruptly and begins walking quickly away, intentionally knocking over a lamp that stands nearby as he does so]
Titus Andromedon : Bye Felicia!
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Professor Rick : Honestly, Titus, I was just like you. I was always getting typecast as the funny gay guy who works at the police station...
Titus Andromedon : That's not even a thing.
Professor Rick : ...or the sassy best friend who makes up words.
Titus Andromedon : Like "snowbesity." It's when you don't know if someone's fat or not 'cause they're wearing a winter coat.