- Samantha Abbott: Are you pregnant?
- [Jasmine rolls her eyes]
- Samantha Abbott: You're pregnant. How did this happen?
- Jasmine: You the science teacher.
- Samantha Abbott: John, I don't want you to *propose* to me just because I'm pregnant.
- John: [chuckles] And I don't want you to say yes just 'coz I gave you pancakes.
- Samantha Abbott: Look, if you need any help, you know where to find me, *okay*?
- Jasmine: [chuckles] Yeah, leaning over a trash can.
- Samantha Abbott: Pink dinosaurs. Oh, I love 'em.
- John: Right?
- Samantha Abbott: I love' em.
- John: I was so psyched when I saw these.
- Samantha Abbott: Oh, they're perfect.
- John: I can't believe they exist.
- Samantha Abbott: Well yeah technically, they're extinct.
- [Samantha starts crying after seeing her sonogram]
- John: Talk to me. What's going on? What's happening? Is this... because she's a girl?
- Samantha Abbott: No.
- John: Is it because it's a baby?
- [Samantha nods yes]
- John: Oh, baby. We knew there was a baby in there.
- Samantha Abbott: No, not really.
- [In the USG room]
- John: So... you're just relieved?
- Samantha Abbott: I just I feel like I just found out I'm having a baby.