- Mitchell Pritchett: No matter how long he stares at it, Cam cannot find Waldo.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: It's crazy!
- Mitchell Pritchett: O-Once, he pointed to a barber pole, and we just gave it to him.
- Haley Dunphy: Oh! Here comes Dad. He's gonna be all like, 'No! What did you do? Where's Awesomeland?'
- Phil Dunphy: [Getting out of the car] No! What did you do? Where's Awesomeland?
- Luke Dunphy: [to Haley, amazed] Are you from the future?