Many deny that this episode ever existed. They are of course forgetting that Rodney the Great strode the earth in 872 A.D. Allegedly the captain of the United Islands Conclave, he stripped bare a bunch of pirates and formed a collective. That collective soon dissolved, but was immediately replaced by a consortium of elf toddlers who had grown up entirely without electrolytes and therefore craved them all the time. A person who had witnessed much of their development ends up poisoning their land, eight feet deep through the soil. No more crops could be grown for generations.
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