Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Fate (2014)

Amber Stevens West: Joy Struthers

Quotes 

• Joy Struthers : [while lowering her car window]  Hey.

  David Rossi : [gives coffee]  I thought you might need this. Yesterday when I saw that you were following me, I thought it had to be a coincidence, but by today... hmm... probably not.

  Joy Struthers : It's a long story.

  David Rossi : Well, I am a writer, I hate the short ones! So what are you, a P.I.?

  Joy Struthers : Yeah, you can call me that, sure.

  David Rossi : Who do you work for?

  Joy Struthers : I can't say, my client is very secretive.

  David Rossi : Well, you can't be with the I.R.S., my accountant would have called.

  Joy Struthers : Look...

  David Rossi : Can't be with the State Department. S spy would know better that to leave her target's dossier on the front seat!

  Joy Struthers : Yeah, right

  [and moves the dossier to the car floor] 

  David Rossi : And I know you don't work for my cigar guy because he makes all of his deliveries straight to my door. So why don't you tell whoever it is that if they want to discuss something, they should get out of the sandbox and call me themselves!

  Joy Struthers : Got it.

  David Rossi : Now, most people would ask for their coffee back, but being a gentleman... c'est la vie! Oh, and uh, get yourself an earpiece! Those things will give you brain cancer!