- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Manny's first girlfriend is a senior with a Mustang.
- Jay Pritchett: I'd have put my money on a sophomore with a mustache.
- Alex Dunphy: Ugh! What's that?
- Luke Dunphy: It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dads in the hotel recommended it.
- Haley Dunphy: That smell is driving me crazy.
- Luke Dunphy: Then it's working.
- Alex Dunphy: I'm cannot look at that red hair in the shower drain one more second. Look around here, people. None of us has red hair!
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: [about Manny's new girlfriend] Jay, I think that she really likes him. Look. She looks at him the same way I look at him. So sweet.
- Jay Pritchett: And in her case, healthy.