I have seen this movie twice, both times against my will, and both viewings were somehow worse than both the prior and the last.
They say that H.P. Lovecraft was one of the fathers of modern horror, but Ivy League Farmer might just have him beat. Ivy League Farmer succeeds in lowering expectations at every turn, with its horrific acting, disgusting cinematography, and revolting plot. I almost threw up watching this movie. I would say that Lovecraft, Poe, and perhaps even Stephen King would be proud of such a horrific piece of media that could've only been conjured by otherworldly spirits with the evil determination to bring forth a cataclysmic era of darkness and death, but I feel like that they would stray away and be ashamed that such horrors could even be conceived by human minds.
1/10 wouldn't watch again.
They say that H.P. Lovecraft was one of the fathers of modern horror, but Ivy League Farmer might just have him beat. Ivy League Farmer succeeds in lowering expectations at every turn, with its horrific acting, disgusting cinematography, and revolting plot. I almost threw up watching this movie. I would say that Lovecraft, Poe, and perhaps even Stephen King would be proud of such a horrific piece of media that could've only been conjured by otherworldly spirits with the evil determination to bring forth a cataclysmic era of darkness and death, but I feel like that they would stray away and be ashamed that such horrors could even be conceived by human minds.
1/10 wouldn't watch again.
