- Ani Bezzerides: The fundamental difference between the sexes is that one of them can kill the other with their bare hands.
- [We get the world we deserve]
- Ray Velcoro: [about e-cig] I tried one once. It felt like it was smoking me. A real cigarette wouldn't make you feel like that. Maybe it was just a little too close to, uh, sucking a robot's dick.