Death Battle (TV Series)
Boba Fett VS Samus Aran (2010)
Chad James: Boomstick - Host
Quotes
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Wizard : Boba Fett is well known for his cunning, ruthlessness, and brute force. But his killer instinct relies on his diverse arsenal of death.
Boomstick : Plus, he wears the most badass spacesuit ever.
Wizard : That's no ordinary spacesuit, Boomstick; that's Fett's Mandalorian Armor, forged from nearly indestructible duraplast, containing a micro-energy field for dispersing impacts.
Boomstick : This guy can have a freaking bomb blow up in his face and still walk away.
Wizard : His gauntlets house a flamethrower with a reach of 5 meters, a fibercord whip, and numerous concussion and stun missiles. His weapon of choice is his EE-3 Carbine Rifle, an extremely accurate and powerful weapon which Fett often cradles like a child.
Boomstick : Yeah... I do that with my guns, too.
Wizard : That's not weird at all, Boomstick. Fill us in on Fett's heavy weaponry.
Boomstick : Well, everybody and their grandmother knows that Fett can zoom around on his badass jetpack, but that jetpack also has a single anti-vehicle homing rocket, and believe me, you don't want to see this thing heading your way.
Wizard : That's right, Boomstick. In short, Fett is a human Swiss army knife. He's killed hundreds of criminals, politicians and Jedi. He's even held his own against Darth Vader... twice!
Boomstick : Holy shit, that is hardcore!
Wizard : He became leader of the Mandalorian mercenaries after the Galactic Civil War, and battled Mace Windu to a draw when he was 12 years old.
Boomstick : Sam Jackson's got nothing on him.
Wizard : But, with all his awesomeness, every so often Fett will totally blow it. He's fallen into the Sarlacc three times. Three! And the Sarlacc's not exactly running around, looking for snacks.
Boomstick : Three times? How do you even do that once? It's a giant hole in the ground with teeth, and he's got a jet pack!
Wizard : Still, even with his ridiculous flaws, Boba Fett is a whole new meaning of deadly.
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Wizard : Samus Aran was infused with bird-like Chozo DNA at a young age, increasing her strength, speed, and athletic ability far beyond those of a normal human being.
Boomstick : How do they do that? I want me some bird DNA!
Wizard : She wears the Power Suit, typically in Varia form, shielding her entire body without restricting any movement or flexibility.
Boomstick : Too bad it makes her look like a dude...
Wizard : Her primary weapon, the Arm Cannon, has acquired numerous awesome upgrades over the years. Though, the basic Power Beam is a pea shooter with a pathetic range.
Boomstick : But when its's fully charged, it'll blow your face off. BAM!
Wizard : The Arm Cannon can also use an Ice Beam, a Grapple Beam, and a plethora of seeking and super missles. Samus controls the skies with the powerful and speedy Screw Attack, and if there's trouble on the battlefield, she can curl up into Morph Ball mode and slip away unnoticed.
Boomstick : What the...? How does she do that?
Wizard : Bird DNA, Boomstick. Bird DNA.
Boomstick : Samus also has freakin' huge supply of Power Bombs, which will destroy anything on the screen in seconds. Nothing survives!
Wizard : She is known to be the bounty hunter capable of taking on impossible missions, fighting massive beasts and even wiping out an entire species. However, she often makes mistakes. Somehow, she always seems to lose all her power ups and upgrades at the beginning of every mission.
Boomstick : Man, someone get this chick a purse.