- Christian White: This is a complete hijacking! This is a hijacking! High-handed, hijacking! Handedness-jacking! It's like a car-jacking of our religion!
- Kirk: And don't buy into the complaint about materialism during Christmas. Sure, don't max out your credit cards or use presents to buy friends, but remember, this is a celebration of the eternal God taking on a MATERIAL body. So, it's right that our holiday is marked with material things.
- Diondre: My maaaaain Christian! How you doing?
- Christian White: 'Sup, Diondre? How you been?
- Diondre: [chuckles] You know me. Blessed and highly favored.
- Christian White: And?
- Diondre: Saved and sanctified and filled by the Holy Ghost, and that with a burning fire.
- Christian White: And?
- Diondre: Made everybody speaking in tongues. Of course!
- [throws up his hand as if ready for a high-five]
- Christian White: You guys and your verses. You need to work on your exegesis.
- Diondre: My extra-Jesus? I've had my extra Jesus ever since I was baptized for the second time!
- [laughs and throws up his hand again]