- Malcolm Ray: [Dressed as Sokka] Halt! It's time to fight fire with fire and Sokka knows how to do it!
- Tamara Chambers: [Dressed as pirate] Arrgh! And us Lost Boys have to stick together!
- Nostalgia Critic: Tamara, that's not Avatar. That's Hook. And why you talking like a pirate? Only the pirates talk like pirates.
- Tamara Chambers: Oh.
- Nostalgia Critic: Now, you need to try harder. I want you to go home, do some research and keep me up to date on your progress, okay?
- Tamara Chambers: Okay.
- [She leaves]
- Nostalgia Critic: Sit back and enjoy the top ele...
- [a fireball slams into the Nostalgia Critic, who flies across the room and into the wall]
- Nostalgia Critic: What the fuck?
- [He turns around to see Dante Basco dressed up as Prince Zuko, the character he voices on "Avatar: The Last Airbender"]
- Nostalgia Critic: Dante Basco?
- Dante Basco: You have dishonored the franchise and so have dishonored me. The time has come to reclaim my honor you dishonorably dishonored by honorably honoring my honorable honor.
- Nostalgia Critic: Okay, I have no idea what you just said right now.
- Tamara Chambers: [dressed as Toph] I did it! I finally got the right costume!
- [She sees that Dante Basco has changed into a Jake Long outfit]
- Tamara Chambers: Oh, fuck you, Dante Basco!
- Tamara Chambers: [Malcolm and Tamara see the Critic terrified] Critic, what is it?
- Nostalgia Critic: It's Dante fucking Basco! I think he drank the cactus juice or something. He thinks he's one of the characters from "Avatar". Go dress in the appropriate attire; maybe we can distract him.
- Tamara Chambers, Malcolm Ray: Right!
- [they leave]
- Nostalgia Critic: [on the Zuko and Katara pairings] What's wrong with you people? He's got the emo goth chick. They'll be happily miserable together.
- Nostalgia Critic: [when Azula gloats over her victory] Damn, what a bitch... she's so freakin' awesome.