Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)
Kimmy Goes to the Doctor! (2015)
Ellie Kemper: Kimmy Schmidt
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Quotes
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Jacqueline Voorhees : [looking at a photo of herself] I look so sad. What filter is this?
Kimmy Schmidt : None. Hash brown NoFilter.
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Jacqueline Voorhees : Oh, can you try Dr. Grant's office and see if he could squeeze me in today?
Kimmy Schmidt : Okay.
Jacqueline Voorhees : Also, see if they have an appointment.
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Titus Andromedon : Turn off the TV.
Kimmy Schmidt : But I'm watching "Law Squiggle Order."
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[Having just gotten her "scream lines" removed, Kimmy is admiring her reflection in the mirror]
Lillian Kaushtupper : Oh, "Who's That Girl"?
Kimmy Schmidt : What? I didn't do anything. Got some sun, but...
Lillian Kaushtupper : I'm not talking to you, dear. I'm watching "Jeopardy!" The category is Worst Madonna Songs.
TV Announcer : This 1987 one is terrible.
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Kimmy Schmidt : I want a whole new face.
Dr. Franff : I have some.
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Lillian Kaushtupper : "I'm so happy for you. I love you both so much, even though I don't always say it."
Titus Andromedon : Thank you, Lillian.
Kimmy Schmidt : We love you too.
Lillian Kaushtupper : Huh? No, no, no. "Wheel of Fortune."
"Wheel of Fortune" Contestant : [on TV] I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat. "I'm so happy for you. I love both of you so much, even though I don't always pay it"?
Lillian Kaushtupper : Oh my god, what a moron!