- Otto Osworth: Hey, look! We're going to meet the Earl of Sandwich. He invented one of the most popular foods of all time.
- Buck Tuddrussel: The doughnut?
- The Larry 3000: [sarcastic] Yes, a man named Sandwich invented the doughnut.
- Buck Tuddrussel: Well, I hope he invented more than one, 'cause I'm starved.