- Kate: You are my hero!
- Laura Diamond: Well, tell my kids that. This morning they said that I was the worst mother in the world, because we run out of milk... and bread... and toilet paper
- Billy Soto: [Laura is opening bottles of wine] Crafty mom thing getting into you, partner?
- Laura Diamond: [sighs] I'm making a snow man ring toss out of empty bottles. I need two more. Drink!