- Jessica Pearson: Harvey, you don't look busy. Would you like to attend the international securities law symposium?
- Harvey Specter: That depends. Is it in Vegas, Miami, or Rio?
- Jessica Pearson: Poughkeepsie.
- Harvey Specter: Send Paul Porter.
- Jessica Pearson: What do you want me to say?
- Louis Litt: I WANT YOU TO TELL ME YOU'RE A LIAR... AND A HYPOCRITE! I want you to say you're sorry.
- Jessica Pearson: I AM a liar, and I am a hypocrite, but I will not say I'm sorry, because I did what I did to protect this firm.
- Louis Litt: Well, looks like the captain's about to go down with her ship
- Jessica Pearson: Bullshit. You want something.
- Louis Litt: Oh, I told you. I want to see you...
- Jessica Pearson: ...In handcuffs? If that were true, the police would be here instead of you. No, you wanted to see me squirm before asking me for what you really want. I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction, so you might as well spit it out.
- Louis Litt: You asked me what I wanted once before, and I told you, and then you told me that I couldn't have it... but now I can -- Pearson... Specter... Litt.
- Louis Litt: See, the highest academic honor at Harvard Law is the Order of the Coif. You don't get a trophy. You get three things. You get a parchment to hang on your wall, a medal to wear at graduation, and this. Now, this key doesn't say "Order of the Coif." It doesn't say anything. It's just a symbol.
- Donna Paulsen: What does that have to do with Harvey?
- Louis Litt: It doesn't. It has to do with Mike.
- Donna Paulsen: You know what, Louis? It's been a long day...
- Louis Litt: It's about to get longer. See, Mike asked me about this, and I thought he was... I thought he was trying to get my mind off of my problems, but then, he did it again, and it got me to thinking: Mike graduated magna cum laude, he's in Order of the Coif, but he didn't recognize this.
- Donna Paulsen: So, he forgot a stupid key.
- Louis Litt: Mike Ross doesn't forget anything. You see, the reason he didn't recognize this was because he never got one -- because he didn't go to Harvard.
- Donna Paulsen: Louis, we've been down this road before. Mike is in the Harvard database.
- Louis Litt: But he's not in the yearbook; and, according to his credit report, his address during his law school years was in New York. He even paid rent the first of the month in person.
- Donna Paulsen: Well, I'm sure there's a...
- Louis Litt: SIT DOWN! Last year, you told me not to tell Sheila about Mike's file. You acted like you cared about me. You didn't give a shit about me. You cared about YOU!... and Harvey!...
- Donna Paulsen: No!
- Louis Litt: ...and Mike!...
- Donna Paulsen: No!
- Louis Litt: ...and Jessica!
- Donna Paulsen: Louis, that's not true!
- Louis Litt: Well, let's call Sheila right now. I know all of the numbers by heart. I mean, she may not be interested in me anymore, but she will definitely be interested in a fraud claiming that he went to Harvard.
- Louis Litt: They were not pleased that you kept them in the dark.
- Harvey Specter: You are a son of a bitch.
- Louis Litt: Who's the clown now? You're a son of a bitch. I'm only taking one client that you're gonna have to drop anyway. The least you could do is be a gentleman about it
- Harvey Specter: A gentleman? I got you two jobs!
- Louis Litt: Two jobs in Siberia!
- Mike Ross: Oh, I'm just trying to figure out at what point in the last week you decided to become a pussy.
- Harvey Specter: Oh, so, doing something nice for someone makes you a pussy.
- Mike Ross: I didn't say that exactly.
- Harvey Specter: Yes, you did. Let's go through some of the nice things you've done for people.
- Mike Ross: You know what, Harvey? Guilty as charged. I am nice, and if that makes me a pussy, then so be it.
- Harvey Specter: Then, it's settled. You're a nice pussy.
- Robert Zane: I don't need you owin' me one.
- Harvey Specter: Why don't you take the night to think about it? 'Cause if there's one thing I've learned, you can never have too many favors in the bank.
- Harvey Specter: I just saw Louis.
- Jessica Pearson: No. He's not getting any clients.
- Harvey Specter: He just wants three. Letting them go won't break us.
- Jessica Pearson: No, it won't, but it will open the floodgates for every partner that ever thought of leaving and taking their clients.
- Harvey Specter: He's not "every partner," and he's worked his fingers to the bone for both of us, and he's asking for a crumb.
- Jessica Pearson: And I'd give him that crumb, and the next thing you know, all the cookies in the cabinet are gone.
- Harvey Specter: You know what? NOW I have to go to the bathroom.
- Mike Ross: Go for it. Take your time. No rush.
- Mike Ross: [whispering] If it hurts, call someone.