Life-Size 2 (2018 TV Movie) User Reviews

Loved the first one this one eh

[lisafordeay · 4/10 · 27 March 2020]

Life Size 2 is the sequel to the 2000 Disney Channel movie which starred Lindsay Lohan with Tyra Banks about a doll who comes to life. This time Eve is back from the dead and helps a cynical business woman who's company is at risk as Grace wants to discontinue the Eve dolls. So will Eve save the day.

I dunno what it was but this wasnt a patch on the 2000 one which was stupid I admit but I preferred it to this as it was more heartwarming and don't get me started on the original film ending it had me crying like a baby.

The ending to this one was just plain stupid as Eve meets a guy who turns into a doll to be with her in the end.

My advice watch the 2000 one instead.

If I could give Tyra 10 stars and the movie 1 I would.

[taywarren29 · 5/10 · 4 December 2018]

Tyra was just as amazing in this movie as she was in the first, which as a 90s baby was once if the most memorable movies of my childhood. This movie isn't even comparable and is just sad.

Good Intentions

[jknightlovesjesus · 5/10 · 30 December 2018]

I'm not going to write a trashy review. Honestly, it wasn't what I was expecting. It is definitely not something I feel like I could watch comfortably with other people. With that being stated, I understand the message that is being conveyed. I do feel though that this message could have been delivered with slightly more innocence.

utter trash

[single_in_in · 1/10 · 14 December 2018]

This movie is not kid friendly , unlike the first which is family friendly min every way. This movie had way to many sexual comments and etc! Tyra was ok but everyone else was awful and stiff. We watched maybe 45 mins ofnitb and gave up after the bed scene!!

Seriously so bad

[jerianne-13906 · 1/10 · 14 December 2018]

Not appropriate for kids and no adult would like it. So so bad.

Hard to watch

[jazzyfae-64355 · 1/10 · 27 December 2018]

I love Tyra Banks but this sequel was terrible. It was hard to watch because it was so corny and just....embarrassing. I loved the first life size. Not sure what they were thinking with this one. I never stop movies in the middle of the film but this one was so bad I couldn't even watch until the end.

The lead, Grace

[lineart-12973 · 4 January 2021]

The lead Grace character is a clinically schizophrenic person creating one nasty psychotic situation after another. Tyra Banks is fun and goofy but the whole concept is carried off in a desperate, tragic storyline.

Tyra Made this movie

[AdrienneGrayceMusic · 7/10 · 8 December 2018]

The movie was a but corny and some bad acting from a few actors but Tyra played her part well. It wasn't a great storyline at all, and was definitely not Kid-friendly. In fact its the opposite. I would have thought they would make this film for kids, but they obviously made this for adults. It was an ok movie. Not bad but not oscar-worthy either. Enjoyable for me, as a 38 year old, because I'm a big fan of Tyra. Worth watching. Got better during the mid to end of the movie.

Trash

[panda_plushie12 · 1/10 · 31 August 2020]

This was so cringy, I had to turn it off within the first 20 minutes. This is definitely not kid-friendly and there's quite a lot of sexual innuendos! Is this for aimed for adults or kids? Also, the main character isn't very likeable and it was hard to watch.

Gave a 7 for effort

[jackianhdao · 7/10 · 18 August 2020]

Eve A4114 is way annoying vs A4618 🤣. Think Life Size should keep target at pre-teen-ish. Like how they handled Grace & Calum, but Eve & Hyde were cringey. Love it that they included part 1 references.

Oh LAWD

[lollypop2696 · 1/10 · 6 December 2018]

We are all here for the same reason, we love the original Life Size. I was expecting life size 2 to be cheesy, of course, but enjoyable. WRONG. Guys, this movie is so bad. Beyond the horrible millennial jokes, and bad attitudes, and awful dialogue; it is a cringe fest. It's oddly sexual and uncomfortable??? My biggest regret is not turning it off sooner. I love Tyra, and she definitely did the best out of the cast but WOW. NOT MY LIFE SIZE.

I loved this & I appreciate the movie

[valerieirina · 10/10 · 4 December 2018]

Tyra is playing a doll so it's not going to be world class acting since she is portraying a doll in the real world which makes this wonderful. Imagining what life would be like if our Doll came to life, what girl doesnt love that? Haters dont love it but I do and I am rooting for Eve and I am rooting for Tyra and I love this movie just like I loved it when I was a little girl. I will always have a soft spot for the Life Size movies.

Sooo stupid and awful

[hkaydin · 1/10 · 16 November 2019]

In addition, the movie is not suitable for kids. Jokes were stupid

Wow

[tenz4377 · 1/10 · 5 December 2018]

First off, I had to read the reviews halfway through watching the film. The reviews are amazing. Sums up a lot of my concerns with this movie. Secondly, I don't ever write reviews, so, that should spike a concern to all you readers. I started writing this review right at the end, the little "concert" they put on.... Why, why does this innocent children's franchise have to be turned into a sex thing??? Why??? Totally would not watch with my future children, for sure. Haha, oh lord. The whole movie is about the characters getting hard for each other. I enjoyed the first movie thoroughly. And lastly, why!? I'm lost to find the words for this review. Goodbye internet.

Stick to the first Life Size

[faye-31647 · 1/10 · 13 December 2018]

They tried too hard to modernize this movie from the horrible music to slang terms used. This on top of the horrible sexual jokes made throughout the entire movie killed any nostalgia previously held. Parents do not expose your kids to this movie. There aren't any good morals, the jokes are too mature, and I'm not exactly sure what audience they were hoping to swoon. Needless to say it was an utter disappointment.

Forced and terrible

[senshi_of_the_sun · 1/10 · 17 December 2018]

So terrible. Forced jokes and as much political points as they could shove in there. Plot holes everywhere, unexplained/miraculous resolutions... just as bad as it could be. Zero charm of the first one.

A Disney sneak attack

[pmtelefon · 1/10 · 9 December 2018]

Who is the intended audience for this movie? Was this movie really made for little girls? I've seen a lot of family movies. Not many of them include scenes of occultism, drunkenness and sexual "hookups". Parents will be blindsided by the discussions they will have to have with their children while watching this movie. Shame on Disney. Walt must be spinning in his grave.

Lacks the entertainment value of the first life-size movie.

[kwbello · 1/10 · 8 December 2018]

I know the idea was to entertain more mature audiences that might have been previous fans from the original. However, I let my 11 year old daughter watch the first "Eve" since it was aired on Freeform recently. She was dying to see the second one in early December. BIG MISTAKE. We ended up changing it as soon as the "Gracie" character woke up with Eve in her bed. What the hell were you people thinking??? Why must everything be so sexualized in 2018. Had to change the channel and put on a Christmas classic that better reflects the season and actually entertains the ENTIRE family. What a huge disappointment!!

Of Course It Is Different Than The Original, Give It A Chance!

[jayygiron · 9/10 · 5 December 2018]

Anybody who is a true fan of the film and followed the moments leading up to the release will know that this film was intended to be different. It was meant to be a more grown up version of the original targeted towards young adults and/or fans of the original film. I see so many comments hating that it is so different than the original and that the sexual references were offensive and inappropriate for young viewers. This film is on Freeform for a reason. It is not on Disney channel. Freeform is a channel for young adults, not necessarily children. No it will not be for everybody but for true fans of the original that are adults, I think you will love it. Of course this film is different than the original and of course the song is different. We are in a totally different world than we were in 2000. I'm not a fan of rap music but I think the song was done well to suit "pop" music right now and unfortunately that is rap. And of course this film is a bit cheesy! That's part of the charm! And it's a TV movie! I loved the original as a kid and I love this retelling. I'm really sad Lindsay Lohan couldn't do it due to "scheduling conflicts" and "contractual obligations" but I think that if she truly wanted to do it she would have made it work some how so we can't hate on Tyra or the producers for her not being in it. Give the movie a chance you guys. Go in to it knowing it will be different and knowing it is a new generation now. Enjoy the movie as it's own thing that pays tribute to the original throughout the film. I'm sure there's a million other things that could have been better but I'm so glad Francia was cast because she was a huge fan of the original and she got Tyra to put in little things that helped pay tribute to the first one. She was perfect for this role and the acting was not bad acting. Love it or hate it, but they have you talking about it and that is what will make this a success. I hope more Eve will come and fingers crossed for Lindsay AND Francia to return (and of course Tyra). TEN STARS FOR NOSTALGIA!!

No. Just no.

[amandameadows · 1/10 · 12 December 2018]

Everyone kept talking about how good and funny this movie is but it's just so bad. It was made by free form so of course the acting is horrible and they had to sexualize it. It was nice seeing references to the first one because I love that one but that's about it. I didn't laugh once. It was almost too embarrassing to watch. I would not recommend letting your children watch this either. Just stick with the first one.

Yikes.

[ecramer-52177 · 1/10 · 5 December 2018]

Yikes yikes yikes. I'm just going to act like I didn't watch that. I miss the good ole days.

This is not a children's show

[haileyprince · 1/10 · 9 September 2021]

This should not be on Disney. There's drinking, twerking, partying, etc. Everything that kids should not be exposed to. Let's keep children innocent for as long as we can. It's a shame that Disney would allow this on their platform..

SPOILER ALERT

[deyonnaceasar · 1/10 · 31 December 2018]

If your looking for the same family friendly storyline like the original life size you're going to be disappointed. First complaint was when she called what seemed to be Eve head quarters. When talking to the original Eve they used Tyras infamous "we were all rooting for you" line. The acting was horrible. If they wanted Eve to have a love interest why not add a Male doll into the storyline? Instead she flirts with a chef and brings him back to Sunnyvale with her. Also the original Eve song was ruined with updated mumble rap lyrics. They didn't even do the choreographed dance to the shine bright song. The entire movie was a disappointment.

If I Could Give a Negative 1000... I would!!!

[leona-mic09 · 1/10 · 11 April 2021]

This movie was complete trash! Absolutely not kid appropriate at all! Characters waking up in bed together and talking about hooking up. The storyline was a mess! She goes from hating Eve to buying her clothes and hanging out. I love Tyra but this movie was an total mistake!

Didn't do the original any honor. What the heck were they thinking. It bugs me so much cause these guys have the potential to do well on these movies and they butcher it!

As Mushu from Milan says, "dishonor... dishonor on your your whole family 😂😩" stopped watching at 44:27.

Not even a time killer

[kelikaspring · 1/10 · 26 December 2018]

I started this movie with the hopes, dreams, and memories of the first. That movie was a funny, heart-string pulling ride and will forever be cherished. This movie is a joke. It's trying way too hard to be hip with all the "current" slang and issues. It's slighlty sexual undertones are really uncomfortable, and the acting overall is almost painful to watch. Also the ending of the guy turning into a doll felt like the start of a horror movie to me. I love Tyra y'all, but this is probably one of her worst ideas. Do yourself a favor and keep scrolling when you see this on you tv. It's time you wont get back.