- Dr. Spencer Reid: Morgellons?
- Penelope Garcia: There is a Magellan astronomy club that meets on Tuesdays
- Dr. Spencer Reid: No Morgellons! M-O-R-G-E-L-L-O-N-S
- Penelope Garcia: Ah, the vowels will get you
- David Rossi: Okay, I'll bite: what's Morgellons?
- Jennifer Jareau: [closing quote] "Getting rid of a delusion makes us wiser than getting hold of the truth" - Ludwig Börne
- Penelope Garcia: You know that throw away cell phone that called Albert Stillman?
- Derek Morgan: Yeah
- Penelope Garcia: It made another call this morning to a dr. William Suri. He is a researcher scientist of entomology of all things
- Derek Morgan: Baby girl, hold on a second
- [Derek: walks to a room a reads a whiteboard]
- Derek Morgan: This guy works at Barnett Collega?
- Penelope Garcia: I know you guys are psychic but how did you do that?
- Aaron Hotchner: [opening quote] "What's the matter, you dissentious rogues, that rubbing the poor itch of your opinion make yourself scabs" - William Shakespeare
- [Incoming text message on the phone from Jessiaca: are you coming?]
- Doug Adams: Text Jessica!
- Phone Assistant: Okay, what would you like to say to Jessica?
- Doug Adams: On my way, don't leave without me
- Phone Assistant: Your text to Jessica says: "On highway. Car keys and tai chi." Ready to send it?
- Doug Adams: Cancel!
- Phone Assistant: Cancel.
- Doug Adams: Text Jessica!
- Phone Assistant: Okay, what would you like to say to Jessica?
- Doug Adams: I am almost there, period. Are you ready to go, period. Oh, questionmark! Questionmark!
- Phone Assistant: Your text to Jessica says: "Lost my hair. Are you ready to go on your period?" Ready to send it?
- Doug Adams: NO! No!
- Jim Carlson: Agents, I appreciate you coming down here, but I have nothing to say to you about the abduction
- Kate Callahan: A newspaper editor telling the FBI no comment? That's ironic