Bob's Burgers (TV Series)
Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl (2014)
John Michael Higgins: Doug
Quotes
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Gene Belcher : [after Tina explains the reason for being in Courtney's play]
[about Tina and Jimmy Jr]
Gene Belcher : But your characters don't even end up together!
Tina Belcher : We're all allowed to interpret the movie differently.
Doug : No, they definitely don't end up together.
Tina Belcher : Eh, to each his own.
Doug : No, they really don't.
Tina Belcher : Well, comme ci, comme sa.
Doug : All right, well, now you're just saying words.
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Doug : [to Gene] I'm sorry, but that keyboard is adorable. Did you rescue it from a shelter?
Courtney : Nice one, Daddy.
Gene Belcher : Well, where'd you get your keyboard, Doug? The Too-Big Keyboard Store?
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Linda Belcher : That man hit my son with a shoulder pad.
Doug : Hold on! I accidentally grabbed a shoulder pad. Maybe it went flying, maybe not.
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Mr. Frond : Now, who wants to tell me what happened?
Gene Belcher : I'll tell it!
Doug : Well, hey, why does he get to tell it?
Linda Belcher : Because he's my beautiful boy, that's why.
Gene Belcher : Yeah, and you're just someone's dad.
Courtney : Yeah, my dad.
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Bob Belcher : I... I have to admit, watching one person do "Die Hard" is a little... bad.
Gene Belcher : [gasps] Father!
Linda Belcher : Hey, at least Gene's was raw! From the gut. Courtney's was all slick like a kid didn't even do it.
Doug : That's because a kid could never do it. Never!
Bob Belcher : Oh, yeah? My son's not the one who promised Carly Simon and then left everyone hanging!
Doug : She just texted me that she was car-jacked, but she's still going to try to make it!