- Turk Henry: [after hugging Juan Carlos] Pay no heed to my erection. I am a sex addict, but no homosexual.
- Juan Carlos: Let's just... go.
- Turk Henry: [after singing to Sheila] I feel like we are having a moment here, but I have some news about my penis.
- Ben Harding: They have dolls eyes
- Ben Harding: Let's put some shrimp on the barbe
- Ben Harding: Do they have octopuses in your great barrier reef?