- Elaine: Witchcraft is just a way of concentrating energy. It can only work with what's already there.
- Elaine: According to the experts, men are very fragile. They can get crushed down if you assert yourself in any way.
- Elaine: Tampons aren't gross. Women bleed and that's a beautiful thing. Do you know that most men have never even seen a used tampon?
- Griff: [to Elaine] Love... What do you know about love? What you call love is a borderline personality disorder... or worse.