Space Cop (2016 Video)
Rich Evans: Space Cop, Bar Patron
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Detective Ted Cooper : [Space cop is eating a large hot dog] You sure do like eating those things Space cop. Do you even know what hot dogs are made of?
Space Cop : Processed horse penis and Chinese people. At least they are in the future.
Space Cop : [pause] You know what I miss most about the future?
Detective Ted Cooper : What's that?
Space Cop : Hot dogs
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Space Cop : [Walking out of Agnon's office with a dish of M&Ms] I'm confiscating these... they're M-&-evidence.
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Space Cop : What? We saw where he went, now we level the building. That's police work.
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Space Cop : *I* didn't kill the baby, the hot water did.
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Space Cop : You bastards slightly injured my partner. Now it's personal.
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Space Cop : [when he falls] FUCK MY BALLS!
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Detective Ted Cooper : [Space cop is eating a large hot dog] You sure do like eating those things Space cop. Do you even know what hot dogs are made of?
Space Cop : Processed horse p***s and Chinese people. At least they are in the future.
Space Cop : [pause] You know what I miss most about the future?
Detective Ted Cooper : What's that?
Space Cop : Hot dogs