It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
The Gang Misses the Boat (2015)
Charlie Day: Charlie Kelly
Quotes
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Dee Reynolds : Arrogance, vanity, all over. He's underwater, like a Range Rover.
Dennis Reynolds : I'm sorry, what is this? What are you doing?
Dee Reynolds : Def Poetry.
Dennis Reynolds : Don't do that.
Charlie Kelly : Makeup... smearin'. No power steerin'. He be talkin', but we don't be hearin'.
Dennis Reynolds : I command you to stop.
Dee Reynolds : Speaks like Zeus.
Charlie Kelly : Smells like poops.
Dee Reynolds : Rage all over from his head down to his shoes.
Dennis Reynolds : Zeus, poops and shoes? Guys, you suck at Def Poetry.
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Mac : I'm wearing a mesh shirt, and it's totally sweet. You guys probably want me to burn it, but I won't, all right? Now, I like this choice. I like the choices I've made. I like who I am, all right? But I realize I've been lying to myself over the past few years, and I'm done lying, okay? And I've found someone who's gonna allow me to be me.
Dennis Reynolds : Okay, good.
Charlie Kelly : Oh, good, all right, yeah.
Dee Reynolds : Great. Finally. Yes.
Dennis Reynolds : Let's do this.
Charlie Kelly : That all makes sense. Let's get this over with.