- Ghetto Man: Hey boys, I look around me tonight, I see a whole lotta super. But I don't see too many brothers.
- [pause for audience laughter]
- Ghetto Man: As a matter of fact, a few years ago, the NAACP asked you guys to integrate. And I'm sorry, but we don't feel the Green Lantern qualifies as colored people.
- Ghetto Man: Now, I don't want you to think that I'm the only Black superhero. We've got lots of them. Like the Green Lantern over there, he gets his power from a ring, right? We got a hero just like that. We call him Sammy Davis, Jr.
- Aunt Minerva: You're the Flash, right?
- Flash: That's right... the World's Fastest Man.
- Aunt Minerva: Pass.
- Esther Hall, Hawkman's mother: You think it's easy? I run into people at the super market, they tell me my son's a doctor, my son's an accountant. How do I tell them my son's a Hawkman?
- Esther Hall, Hawkman's mother: I mean what do I know from birds? But I tell you this: a homing pigeon he's not. I mean even the swallows return to Capistrano. He sayd he'd definitely come home for the holidays. So what happened? Christmas he didn't come home, New Years, no sign of him. Easter came and went. Finally he shows up on Thanksgivin; says 'hello' to the turkey, and leaves.
- Hawkman's Mother: He said he'd definitely come home for the holidays. So what happened? Christmas, he didn't come home. New Year's, no sign of him. Easter came and went. Finally, he shows up on Thanksgiving, says hello to the turkey and leaves.