The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Fortification Implementation (2015)

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

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Quotes 

• Sheldon Cooper : I'll give you three guesses why I'm so irritated.

  Howard Wolowitz : Well, uh... something happened different from the way you wanted it.

  Sheldon Cooper : I guess news travels fast.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : What are we doing? This is a fort. Let's sit on the floor.

  Sheldon Cooper : Roughing it? Okay.

  [Sits on floor. Gasps] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Everything looks so big from down here. This must be how Leonard feels.

• Sheldon Cooper : Do you think there's a chance that an asteroid could hit the Earth, destroying Feynman's house and everyone in it?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : No, Sheldon.

  Sheldon Cooper : Well, buckle up. You're in for a cranky night.

• Sheldon Cooper : I used to believe in evolution, but since I've evolved, I find I have outgrown it.

• Sheldon Cooper : I'll get the blankets, you Google how to have child-like fun.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Well, you kids have fun. I'm going to go to sleep.

  Sheldon Cooper : Leonard, don't you want to see the inside of the fort?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, I'm good.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, come on. I really wanted to tell someone they can't come in.

  Leonard Hofstadter : All right. Sheldon, may I please come into your fort?

  Sheldon Cooper : I want to say no, but it's just too glorious. Come on in!

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Have a seat on the floor.

  Sheldon Cooper : Not there. That's my spot.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : According to the codicil of the Relationship Agreement which you insisted upon, we're not allowed to pout or be moody on date night.

  Sheldon Cooper : You know I just put that in because of uterus stuff.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Well, you can spend the rest of the day being bitter about this...

  Sheldon Cooper : Agreed.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I was going to say "or," but why bother?

• Sheldon Cooper : Do you need some pajamas and a toothbrush?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Would it alarm you to know that two years ago I've hidden some in your apartment for just such an ocassion?

  [Produces bag containing pajamas] 

  Sheldon Cooper : It would, but you know how much I admire preparedness. But how did you know we'd be in the living room?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Who said this is the only one I hid?

• Sheldon Cooper : I can just picture them all right now at Feynman's house, probably discussing Schrödinger and at the same time not discussing Schrödinger.