The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Fortification Implementation (2015)

Kevin Smith: Kevin Smith

Quotes 

• Penny : What is the harm if I audition?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Well, what if you get it?

  Penny : I don't know, I make a movie, we could become rich and famous, win an Oscar, a Golden Globe and live an incredibly wonderful life.

  Leonard Hofstadter : From a Kevin Smith movie?

  Kevin Smith : Oh, I'm hanging up now.

  Wil Wheaton : Don't you listen to him, buddy. You're awesome! You're one of the greatest directors of our time.

  Kevin Smith : I don't have a part for you, Wheaton.

  Wil Wheaton : [Hangs up on Kevin]  And that was Kevin Smith

• Kevin Smith : Hey man, yo, is everything okay, Wil? 'Cause it's been, like two minutes and you haven't even brought up Stand by Me.