The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Fortification Implementation (2015)

Wil Wheaton: Wil Wheaton

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• Wil Wheaton : Hello, caller, you are on with Penny and Wil from Serial Ape-ist 2.

  Caller : I don't have a question. I just want to say I'm a big fan of the movie. I've seen it, like, ten times.

  Penny : Okay, well, I'll apologize for the first time, but the other nine are on you.

• Wil Wheaton : Leonard, a moment ago, you were dead set against Penny resuming her acting career, but now you're all for it. Is it fair to say she played you like a violin?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Yes it is, Wil.

• Penny : So, how many people listen?

  Wil Wheaton : Most people download it later, but usually a few thousand people listen live.

  Penny : What? A few thousand people listen to you talk about nerd stuff?

  Wil Wheaton : Again, right in the ears, straight to the feelings.

• Penny : What is the harm if I audition?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Well, what if you get it?

  Penny : I don't know, I make a movie, we could become rich and famous, win an Oscar, a Golden Globe and live an incredibly wonderful life.

  Leonard Hofstadter : From a Kevin Smith movie?

  Kevin Smith : Oh, I'm hanging up now.

  Wil Wheaton : Don't you listen to him, buddy. You're awesome! You're one of the greatest directors of our time.

  Kevin Smith : I don't have a part for you, Wheaton.

  Wil Wheaton : [Hangs up on Kevin]  And that was Kevin Smith

• Wil Wheaton : You know that the movie actually has a little bit of a cult following.

  Penny : Really?

  Wil Wheaton : I was at a science fiction convention and I saw a woman dressed as your half-ape character.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, if she was with an Indian guy dressed like a banana, that was just my friends, Howard and Raj.