As 2012 comes to a close, Alyssa is eagerly willing the Apocalypse to end the lack-luster love life that has lead her to once again watch the rest of the world celebrate the most anticipated date night of the year, while she rings in the anniversary of her THIRD dateless, sexless, hopeless holiday alone. In a fit of desperation, Alyssa agrees to embark on a daring journey that promises to help her reclaim her inner 'Peen Queen'... 3 Years. 2 Women. 1 Orgasm?
—NK