The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Clean Room Infiltration (2014)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : I think the nicest gifts I've got from Howie show how well he knows me.
Sheldon Cooper : Hm. Let's see. What do I know about Amy? She loves medieval literature. Chaucer's her favorite. Her eyes sparkle when she watches old French movies. I enjoy how harp music causes her fingers to dance as if she's playing along.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Wow. You really do love her.
Sheldon Cooper : I do. Now, let's find the kind of gift that makes her feel small and worthless.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Was singing to "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" when Sheldon turns off the radio] Why did you turn it off?
Sheldon Cooper : Because in the last ten minutes, Santa Claus came to town, kissed Mommy and ran Grandma over with a reindeer. I have a drunk uncle who did all those things and no one sings songs about him.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Well, maybe it would help if you thought of him as a superhero whose superpower is bringing joy to children.
Sheldon Cooper : My uncle did that too. It turned out to be legal in Oklahoma.