The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Clean Room Infiltration (2014)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : I think the nicest gifts I've got from Howie show how well he knows me.
Sheldon Cooper : Hm. Let's see. What do I know about Amy? She loves medieval literature. Chaucer's her favorite. Her eyes sparkle when she watches old French movies. I enjoy how harp music causes her fingers to dance as if she's playing along.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Wow. You really do love her.
Sheldon Cooper : I do. Now, let's find the kind of gift that makes her feel small and worthless.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I've always wanted to do a traditional Victorian Christmas: parlor games, goose, and figgy pudding...
Sheldon Cooper : Yuck! English pudding! You get yourself all excited for pudding, and here comes a cake with raisins in it. I'm not going.
Amy Farrah Fowler : You're going.
Sheldon Cooper : Why do you hate me?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I don't hate you, I love you.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, you call it "love", but it has a lot of raisins in it.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Was singing to "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" when Sheldon turns off the radio] Why did you turn it off?
Sheldon Cooper : Because in the last ten minutes, Santa Claus came to town, kissed Mommy and ran Grandma over with a reindeer. I have a drunk uncle who did all those things and no one sings songs about him.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Well, maybe it would help if you thought of him as a superhero whose superpower is bringing joy to children.
Sheldon Cooper : My uncle did that too. It turned out to be legal in Oklahoma.
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[Opening lines]
Amy Farrah Fowler : How are your parents doing, Raj?
Raj Koothrappali : Not good. They hired attorneys to speak to each other.
Sheldon Cooper : Speaking of attorneys, you know who I wouldn't hire to represent me in court? She-Hulk.
Penny : You almost stayed in topic. Good for you.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Wait, She-Hulk is a lawyer?
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah. She works at a lawfirm in New York.
Sheldon Cooper : And she's the only monster in the firm. Between you, me and the walls, I think she was an affirmative action hire.
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Santa : Let me see if I got this straight. A picture of you on my lap is a way of punishing your girlfriend for making you celebrate Christmas?
Sheldon Cooper : Correct.
Santa : Santa thinks dating you is punishment enough.
Sheldon Cooper : There's an argument for that, but I want to make sure.