Tim and Eric's Bedtime Stories (TV Series)

Hole (2014)

Eric Wareheim: Dennis Murphy

Quotes 

• Brenner : Listen, ah, wife's going out tonight, I'm gonna have the guys over, we're gonna watch the Fish on the big screen, I'm gonna grill up some brats, I got a microbrew chilling in my wet bar, and, uh, I was gonna warm up some ziti. Why don't you come by if you got some triple-fried pizza dough, or some kind of frozen meatballs or whatever it is, you can warm it up in my microwave or you can warm it up back at home, bring it over pipin' hot, but if you wanna bring over a vegetable medley, a crudité, figure out how much lunch meat you can spare, maybe bring over a pound and a half, two pounds of Black Forest ham, maybe a dijon mustard spread?

  Dennis Murphy : Yeah.

  Brenner : Any kind of dessert, maybe a German chocolate cake or something like that? I tell ya what would make you a big hit with the dudes is get some key lime pie, à la mode, I'm talking about ice cream on the side.

  Dennis Murphy : Right.

  Brenner : And you have *got* to have a bite of my homemade ziti, I'm just gonna warm her up, she's been in the freeze.

  Dennis Murphy : Uh, thanks for the invite, but...

  Brenner : You know what I love are those hot mozzarella sticks, cube 'em up, put 'em in some marinara sauce, you have them on standby. 'Course, you can't go wrong with some sour cream and onion so long as you bring ridged chips!

  Dennis Murphy : Yeah.

  Brenner : So why don't you come by around eight o'clock, alright?